New News

My favorite detail on this new newspaper is to the left; very small, blackened text that now reads "To entice more to stay, the Army is offering new incentives this year, including a promise of d e A t h. Other enticements include the choice of p a i n."

My Father, drafted back in the day, told me the story about how in training they were required to shout "kill! kill! kill! kill!" while practicing hand to hand combat. My Dad, ever the pacifist, instead would yell "bill! will! hill! mill!" and other things that rhymed with kill. To today's recruiters, I say: Love! Peace! Bliss! Joy!